Drink Responsibly

Did you ever notice the warning signs on alcohol beverages that says "Drink Responsibly"? 

What so fun about drinking when you have to "drink responsibly"?

How do you do that?  The only way is to don't drink or have a few sip.

What is fun about that?

That is why you have friends to take you home and take care of you right?

One time I had a friend who drank too much and was passed out taking a crap at a restaurant.  Lucky he didn't lock his door.  We had to pull his pants up without wiping and took him home.  

Now thats what you call drink responsibly right?