Wife Alert

Wife Caution

Have you ever made the big mistake of calling your wife fat?
I mean, not directly fat but even something like "let's go exercising."
Not direct but it is just like saying you are fat.
My wife doesn't get mad that often but one time I said something indirect and she took it very hard.
Yup, sofa for me. I did kind of like sleeping on the sofa while watching TV. But the cold shoulder from her was killer. Luckily she doesn't hold a grudge, it only lasted one week. (Just kidding, one night only.)

But here is a sign for you dummies like me.
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Identity Theft

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Dirty Diapers

Diaper Caution

I am very lucky to be married and blessed with a son.
He is a little over a year old.
Being the cutest thing in this world, there are some things that I have to deal with.

Dirty Diapers!
When he only drank breast milk, the smell wasn't that bad.
He would go about 5 times a day during that time.

Now that he is only eating meals just like us, OH man!!
The smell is killers. Luckily he only goes about once or twice a day now.
The smell totally caught me off guard.

So just to let you new papas know, it gets worse by the days!
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Where's Waldo

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Life Lesson #2

Nerd Caution

Be nice to nerd.
Chances are you'll be working for one.

Great advice but I have a better solution.
Have nerdy friends.

Having nerdy friends are great. One thing is that they are very helpful.
Another thing is that it helps you to stay drug free.
One downfall is that you won't be popular in school.
Now which path would you take if you were to go back to High school?

I don't regret not having nerdy friends but being older now, I shouldn't have been soo judgmental about people.
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Life Lesson #1

Life Caution 1

Here is a life lesson from the riches guy on the planet, Bill Gates.

This is really true don't you think?
I'm not trying to preach or anything but I think that it is unfair so that you can learn from it and become a better person. And when something fair comes, you will feel more joy from it.
It is like, if everything goes the way you want then you can't really feel happiness because you didn't go through hardship.
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Stink Breath

stink breath
Have you ever talked to someone and they had stink breath?
I'm not talking about the garlic kind but really, the kind that makes you want to barf.
What would you do? Do you tell them?
Here are what some people say on
Yahoo Answer.

Do you have bad breath? You can know if the person you are talking to backs off or slight touches their nose.

What you need to do:
1. Brush your teeth at least twice a day.
2. Go see the dentist.
3. Use a tongue scrapper.
4. Look at the sign above.
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