Girls Fart

My recent post seems to be kind of gross in a way but you guys like these right?
Today, I have a sign for those of you who were shocked when you heard your girlfriend fart for the first time.
I remember the first time, this was way back then when I thought mom and sisters are the only females that farted.
My girlfriend at the time accidentally farted while watching a movie together at home. Of course I just laughed it off with her, but in my head everything was short circuiting. The shock that I had to deal with. I was so naive it crushed my heart at the time.

My brother told me that one time he farted silently by his "at the time" girlfriend and the girlfriend barfed from the smell. Wow! Another caution sign to make.